Question #110

Do all women between the ages of 39 to 45 know the words to You Light Up My Life and if so, WHY?!?!?

Yes, I DO know all the words to it.

Question #109

Have you ever known ANYONE that has returned a call to one of those automated phone calls with the robots?

Question #108

Why do men call up a company, ask for a cell phone number and YET DON'T IDENTIFY THEMSELVES?

It's amazing. Women who call here, ALWAYS identify themselves, and yet men will often address me in a familiar way without identifying who they are.

Were most men born in a barn? Were they not taught ANY sort of etiquette? Sheesh!

Oh yes, Massa, I will give you the phone number of all I work with, just because your commanding voice merely asked for it.

Dream on!

Question #107

Can you tell the issue of not going after Osama Bin Laden is bugging me?

Question #106

When does a boogey-man stop being an effective boogey-man?

Not so much a Hmm Question, since the answer's relatively easy - Answer: When the boogey-man gets captured, of course.

Why do you think the U.S. has stopped hunting Osama Bin Laden?

Question #105

Why isn't catching Osama Bin Laden a top priority for Bush and the Republicans?

Could it be that the "Global War on Terror" needs to be an on-going boogey-man for the Republicans cause otherwise we'd look at their abysmal record and oust them?

Question #104

Have you ever noticed that people who park in 20 min. parking all day long, and people who park in handicapped spaces without a handicap tag all day long, usually own cars that are expensive (like over $30k)?

Question #103

How and when did graciousness become a lost artform?

It's so stupid that I feel gratitude towards people when they decide to show some graciousness. How did society become so hardened that being gracious means wimpishness? There's a part of me that really hates the cynicism of modern-day society but then I'm a cynical person too.

Question #102

Why did the order of states in the U.S. happen the way it did?


If you look at any U.S. fact sheet, you will see that California is the 31st state and somehow statehood skipped a ton of land between Wisconsin, the 30th and California. Huh?