Monday, July 31, 2006
If there is no up or down or around in space, then why do all space movies show spaceships about to do battle as facing each other on the same plane?
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Question #80
Was just humming the Bumblebee Tuna theme song to myself when this popped into my head:
What IS a bumble?
What IS a bumble?
Question #79
Okay, I just got this from Amazon.com:
Best original answer will get posted below as an addendum.
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Best original answer will get posted below as an addendum.
Question #78
Why is it that the stuff you don't procrastinate on, nobody asks about, but the stuff you procrastinate on, are the stuff people want five minutes after they give it to you?
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Question #76
Why does every neighborhood that contains kids, also contain a "haunted house" (or variations thereof - my neighborhood had a witches coven) and every kid in the neighborhood can point it out?
As an adult, I now realize that designated witches' house was probably the house of a couple of lesbians trying to live in peace.
As an adult, I now realize that designated witches' house was probably the house of a couple of lesbians trying to live in peace.
Question #75
You know those balding men who grow their few remaining strands of hair really long, then sweep the strands into a circle on top of their heads? Well, this Hmm Question is directed to the female equivalent.
Do those women with thinning hair, really think that perming their hair into curls would hide the onset of baldness?
I guess so, otherwise, why would so many women do it?
Do those women with thinning hair, really think that perming their hair into curls would hide the onset of baldness?
I guess so, otherwise, why would so many women do it?
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Question #74
Are humans the only creatures on earth, to run screaming away from things they're afraid of, like spiders?
I don't think I've ever seen a dog/cat/bird scream and shake in terror when a bug falls on them.
I don't think I've ever seen a dog/cat/bird scream and shake in terror when a bug falls on them.
Question #73
Do you think all those girls named Muffy, Buffy, Missy, etc. and all those boys named Biff, Chip and Blake are still called those names?
For the record, my pal who IS named Blake, does go by it... I guess it's not *that* preppy of a name. Hmm, just realized I know two people named Blake.
For the record, my pal who IS named Blake, does go by it... I guess it's not *that* preppy of a name. Hmm, just realized I know two people named Blake.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Question #70a, b & c
Why do recorded messages that call you, NEVER start at the beginning?
Is there no technology in the world that determines when a phone picks up? I understand if the answering machine picked up, that the timing would be off, but even when I pick up the phone? So, as a corollary Hmm Question:
Do these dumbass marketers really think that not being able to hear the first part of the message would entice people to call back?
Or do they figure that if you're sucker enough to call back, you're sucker enough to buy whatever it is they're selling?
Is there no technology in the world that determines when a phone picks up? I understand if the answering machine picked up, that the timing would be off, but even when I pick up the phone? So, as a corollary Hmm Question:
Do these dumbass marketers really think that not being able to hear the first part of the message would entice people to call back?
Or do they figure that if you're sucker enough to call back, you're sucker enough to buy whatever it is they're selling?
Friday, July 14, 2006
Question #69
I know saying "Bless you" to a sneeze originated with the belief that when you sneeze, part of your soul is being jetted out of you. But here's the Hmm Question: How does saying "Bless you" protect you from losing bits of your soul or preventing the devil from taking bits of your soul as it falls with your spittle?
I mean, does it form a protective barrier and somehow by osmosis, slip the bits of your soul back into you?
I mean, does it form a protective barrier and somehow by osmosis, slip the bits of your soul back into you?
Question #68
Why did "those twins", (non-speaking) spokespersons for Coors Brewing Co., disappear when Pete Coors ran for the U.S. Senate?
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Question #67
Why don't researchers understand that this (not knowing how to work electronic gadgets) is the EXACT equivalent to men screwing up in the kitchen so they don't have to do any work?
I mean you don't see research after research about men's SEEMING inability to wash dishes without breaking one as a sign of their inferiority, do you?
Sheesh!
I mean you don't see research after research about men's SEEMING inability to wash dishes without breaking one as a sign of their inferiority, do you?
Sheesh!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Question #66
Joshua Micah Marshall asks over at Time.com: could it be possible that "In the Bush era, the timing and quality of "arrests" and "warnings" have a suspicious ring"?
Josh Marshall is one of my favorite journalist/bloggers, who blogs on Talking Points Memo and also is the editor-in-chief of TPMMuckracker and TPMCafe. He's concise, honest, and has a wry sense of humor.
Josh Marshall is one of my favorite journalist/bloggers, who blogs on Talking Points Memo and also is the editor-in-chief of TPMMuckracker and TPMCafe. He's concise, honest, and has a wry sense of humor.
Question #65
If the flag-burning amendment gets passed and the U.S. constitution gets changed, would burning this microscopic flag constitute a federal crime, even if you can't see the flag?
Question #64
It's really going to get much worse before it gets better, isn't it?
Ref: the militarization of Japan's thinking, the bombs in Bombay, the violence between Israel and Lebanon, N. Korea, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, India, the lose of respect for U.S. military forces, etc.
Ref: the militarization of Japan's thinking, the bombs in Bombay, the violence between Israel and Lebanon, N. Korea, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, India, the lose of respect for U.S. military forces, etc.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Question #63
What if the Rapture already happened, and nobody noticed?
Everytime I get onto a light traffic highway, I mutter, "Ah, the Rapture must've happened. Good, I'll be on time."
Everytime I get onto a light traffic highway, I mutter, "Ah, the Rapture must've happened. Good, I'll be on time."
Question #62
Where did the phrase "... everything but the kitchen sink" come from and why did it get started?
Monday, July 10, 2006
Question #60
Would you not agree with me, that the ONE commonality of all human nature, is the desire to find short-cuts?
Just realized my phraseology is oh so veddy British here. The U.S. version would be, Don'cha think that the one thing in common among all humans is the desire to find short-cuts?
Just realized my phraseology is oh so veddy British here. The U.S. version would be, Don'cha think that the one thing in common among all humans is the desire to find short-cuts?
Question #58 & 59
If all the frogs and toads die off, how will we find Prince/ss Charming?
On a more serious note, the corollary:
If all the frogs and toads die off, does that mean the insect population will explode and what will that mean for mammals?
On a more serious note, the corollary:
If all the frogs and toads die off, does that mean the insect population will explode and what will that mean for mammals?
Question #57
If your child is a genius, would you have to expose him/her to everything to find out where the genius lay, or would he/she figure it out on his/her own?
(Basically, if there were no pianos [OK! I know the piano wasn't really invented when Bach was around - it was the harpsichord and organ] around Johann Sebastian Bach, would we have gotten to know his genius?)
(Basically, if there were no pianos [OK! I know the piano wasn't really invented when Bach was around - it was the harpsichord and organ] around Johann Sebastian Bach, would we have gotten to know his genius?)
Question #56
Why do we have no problems remember things like the street address we lived on for a year when we were 8, but can't remember what we ordered last night for dinner.
First one who answers old age, gets an internet virus - so there!
First one who answers old age, gets an internet virus - so there!
Question #54
Why do insurance companies collect your money so quickly and yet pay out on claims so slowly?
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Question #53
Submitted by Bratworse:
What is the hardest to teach? and alternatively, What is the hardest to learn?
She suggests that learning how to listen is the hardest.
What is the hardest to teach? and alternatively, What is the hardest to learn?
She suggests that learning how to listen is the hardest.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Question #52
Why is it when bosses say that they want things organized, they really mean, I want YOU to be able to tell me where everything is, without me having to look it up, even though everything is logged and easily accessible?
Yes, I have one of those bosses. Lucky me. Yeah yeah, it's not really a Hmm question but geeze, I need to release the frustration somehow.
Yes, I have one of those bosses. Lucky me. Yeah yeah, it's not really a Hmm question but geeze, I need to release the frustration somehow.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Question #50
Why is it so hard to come up with Hmm questions when you're not in a contemplative mood?